1.爱问鬼   意思是一个老爱向别人征求建议，却又不听建议，老是对着干的人。

例句：

I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.

我敢肯定，股票经纪人、律师很快就能想起一大票爱问鬼客户，更不用说那些管理顾问、咨询师、教师、父母等等——他们全都遭遇过爱问鬼。 

2.自我约会 Masturdating 

独自外出。例如：一个人看电影，吃饭等。(类似一个人的约会)

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating. 

哥们，我就没发现哪个国家还有跟我一样的老男人。我沉溺于长期自我安慰的约会中不能自拔了。

3  躺在床上非常享受 Bedgasm cted to chronic masturdating. 

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.